Professional Snack Tester (unofficial, but highly experienced).
I live life one bite at a time—preferably pizza.
My love language? Sharing fries (but only one or two).
I work out… so I can eat more cake.
Always hungry. Even after I’ve just eaten.
I don’t trust people who don’t like food.
My favorite exercise is running… to the fridge.
Life’s too short to skip dessert (or second dinner).
I came, I saw, I ordered everything on the menu.